Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize