If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You made out with two different species that night
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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