well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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