It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
