Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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