come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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