Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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