My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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