***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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