Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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