I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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