is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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