Pussy?
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Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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