Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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