She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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