don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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