But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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