Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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