I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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