so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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