'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
how drunk are you?
Several
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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