I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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