So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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