I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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