If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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