she woke up with a sticky ear
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
