Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He did a backflip because drugs
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