when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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