Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize