Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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