It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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