SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize