therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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