are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How external is "for external use only"?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
