Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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