I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm like, not good at living.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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