the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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