Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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