i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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