How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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