Midget sex pt 2 tonight
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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