My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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