I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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