and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
