Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
that's an acceptable place to lick
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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