PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
there was a trapeze. enough said
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
