We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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