Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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