It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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