Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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