I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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