i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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