Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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