I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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