the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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